dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot
me: *applies for job*
me: *has never had job*
me: *has no experience*
employer: oh you have no job experience? come back when you have some.
It’s nice that you’re a feminist, yes, it’s lovely. I happen to be a feminist myself.
But if you tell me that my dream of being a mother and a housewife is bullshit, or against feminism, or sexist against myself, or whatever
I’m going to call you out on that, okay? Because that’s not feminism. That’s shaming a woman for her choice and that’s… like… literally the opposite of feminism. Thanks.
there is no context behind this but we all know and it tastes delicious
she deserved better than some child anyway
my friend: ew Queen Elsa was such an underdeveloped character and she was so whiny and i didn’t like her ugh
me: I’M SORRY. i can’t hear you over the sound of how much cooler she is than you
me: oh i like this gown
mom: no it’s ugly. try the one i like
me: mom it’s MY wedding
mom: don’t give me attitude
me: i told my bridesmaids tank top dresses were fine
mom: no you have standards. tell them it’s YOUR wedding.
mom: clean your room
me: *sits on tumblr for hours*
mom: clean. your. room.
mom: CLEAN ROOM NOW
me: *picks everything off of floor* *puts on desk, dresser, bed*
me: *social medias*